Penalty Protester Gifts

"How come I get TWO yellow cards?"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Do Not Resuscitate

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"I brought cocoa."

Tempest in a Teapot

Local food for local consumption

The Child and the Tank

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Move Ahead with Basel III!

Ref shows footballer green card.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Fishing for Peace.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Revolution

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Rabbit Protest, No to a ban on fox hunting.

'I suppose I could be a 'Yes Man,' but I have much more experience as a 'No Man.''

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

St. Lukes Silent Order

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'