Pen Wrangler Pillows

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Freedom of the press

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

A child and his dog

Flies up the ante!

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Snake Dress-Up

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I handle chatty people for him."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

"You think they all look like security risks."

Pen mightier than sword.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.