Pelt Enthusiast Pillows

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Welcome to the Team

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Love Conquers All

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"She's a miniature."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Epic Battles