Peer Pressure Satire Admirer Pillows

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Lesser known greek gods,

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Czarcasm

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"A haand gel...!?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Hot cross buns

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

Football heads...

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

A Gated Community.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'