Peer Pressure Dodger Pillows

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"Must be question time again."

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

"Just you wait 'till your father comes home!"

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

Cone of Silence