Peer Interaction Gifts

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Glance Exchange

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I want one of those!"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.