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"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Sermon Applause.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

Tortoise eats spinach in order to compete with hare.

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

Church League - Thou Shalt Not Steal

"So who are we playing today? The Giants?"

Switzerland

"What happened to you?" "I've been eating blackberry pie!"

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The Budgie

"Popeye's latest was a big improvement on that skinny ugly dame..."

'Don't waste time on the dry foods, gang - head straight for that banana cream pie!'