Pee Perfectionist Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their space with our pee perfectionist pillows, offering comfort and a clever nod to their unique obsession.

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"Drink more water and you'll live longer. Trouble is you'll spend that extra time peeing."

"Drink more water and you'll live longer. Trouble is you'll spend that extra time peeing." mockup

"Drink more water and you'll live longer. Trouble is you'll spend that extra time peeing."

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"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!" mockup

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

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Bullseye!

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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Surreal ale

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Husband bakes a pie

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.' mockup

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

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'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.' mockup

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

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Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast? mockup

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

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'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...' mockup

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

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"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!" mockup

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

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'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?' mockup

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

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"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members." mockup

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

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'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.' mockup

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

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Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy mockup

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

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'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

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'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?' mockup

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

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'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.' mockup

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

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Quality Contorl.

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A tailor measuring a jacket.

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'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.' mockup

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

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If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!' mockup

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

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Ventriloquist's fete

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Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

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"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night." mockup

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

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"Page 33, line 4..."

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Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire mockup

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

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'This course is a great ego builder.' mockup

'This course is a great ego builder.'

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A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror. mockup

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

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"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought." mockup

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

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"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

"Got anything that will expire before I do?" mockup

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

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Pie

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'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.' mockup

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

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'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.' mockup

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

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Pee Perfectionist Pillows Collection

Pee Perfectionist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for pee perfectionists—perfect for brightening mornings with a touch of humor.

Pee Perfectionist Prints

Browse our funny and artistic prints that pay homage to pee perfectionists, making home decor conversation starters.

Pee Perfectionist T-Shirts

Find hilarious and stylish pee perfectionist t-shirts that turn a quirky niche into a bold fashion statement.