Pedometer Geek Pillows

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

The High Line at Giza

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Be open to help.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Pyramids exploding.

"You have reached the edge of town."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Elephant and Castle

Vladimir Putin

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.