Pedigree Dog Fan Pillows

'He's a pointer!'

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Museum of Bones

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Animal immigration

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Dachshund Yoga

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I admire your dogged determination."