Pedigree Dog Fan Pillows

'He's a pointer!'

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Museum of Bones

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Dachshund Yoga

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I admire your dogged determination."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"