Pediatric Nutrition Fan Mugs

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Attack of the 'health' foods

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Football fans in corona times

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Fruits and vegetables

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Avacados

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

It's THE miracle pill

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

"Have a banana."

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

'Your diet is to full of chemicals and artificial additives, I'll see what I can prescribe you to help.'

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'