Natural Nutrition Fan Mugs

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

No bottle feeding.

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Football fans in corona times

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

Avacados

The B1 Vitamin Bomber