Natural Nutrition Fan Prints

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

No bottle feeding.

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

Football fans in corona times

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

Food Pyramid.

Avacados

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."