Natural Food Fan Prints

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Diet considerations.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

The Nihilist Deli.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Sawdust.

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

No Dogs Allowed