Pediatric Dentist Pillows

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

"I don't see why I have to go to the dentist. I already have a tooth fairy."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"You're lucky: You have no idea the drama it is to take your kids to the dentist!"

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

The tooth fairy.

The other 364 days of the year

Tooth fairy

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Da Toot' Fairy

"This tooth fell out, so he gave me a tip and left."

Tooth

The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.

"Would you like cotton candy flavor, bubble gum flavor, or just accepting that, regardless, this is going to be incredibly unpleasant?"

The Tooth Ferret

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"They grow up so fast."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.