Pedestrian Hero Pillows

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Wok. Don't Wok.

The Hobby Store

Knight in shining Lycra!

Push for Disco...

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Attack, retreat, attack

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

Dog Teenagers

"Hey. . . in use!"

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Expect delays.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

"If your backpack seems a little heavy, it's because I packed all our electronic devices. I feel more secure with them nearby."

'Pedestrian Rest Area.'

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

"Ah...the perfect balance between man and nature."

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Please wake me at V...

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

'Have my leg exercises arrived yet?'

'Mom, you're so popular! It was unanimous when I volunteered you to head the team fund raiser!'

No caption (Various parallel paths are marked for walking and biking, whereas a path marked for dogs is erratic rather than straight).