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"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

A smiling cyclist

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Non-working dog, please help

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Be a friend.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

How to lose weight.

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'