Pearly Gates Humorist T-Shirts

Bring out their humorous side with a creatively witty tee that playfully references pearly gates and celestial humor—ideal for the funny, creative personality in your life.

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"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir." mockup

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

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"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox." mockup

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

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Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face. mockup

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!' mockup

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

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COWMIKAZES

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Daffodil bulbs

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'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls mockup

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.' mockup

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

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"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly." mockup

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

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I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'. mockup

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

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"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring." mockup

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

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'Vacuums!'

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Surreal Ale Pub.

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Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance. mockup

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

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'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.' mockup

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

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"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug." mockup

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

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'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?' mockup

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

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"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?" mockup

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

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"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask." mockup

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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"Dude, don't say it..."

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'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...' mockup

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

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'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...' mockup

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

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'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!' mockup

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

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When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner. mockup

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

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Light Switch

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Daybreak at bulb camp

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Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness. mockup

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.

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"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!" mockup

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

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Shower before entering heaven.

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"A sizable gratuity always helps." mockup

"A sizable gratuity always helps."

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Pearly Gates Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Pearly Gates Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the creative humorist who loves jokes about pearly gates and afterlife antics—start their day with a smile.

Pearly Gates Humorist Pillows

Bring celestial humor into their home with pillows decorated with witty designs about the pearly gates—comfy, funny, and fabulously cheeky.

Pearly Gates Humorist Prints

Find the perfect humorous print for the creative humorist—bring celestial comedy to their walls with clever, funny artwork inspired by pearly gates antics.