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You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"You wanna put that back?"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I'm not happy."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

How oysters get engaged.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Well, where's the last place you had it?

Birth of Darth Vader

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Pearly Queen Gates

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

Clam attack!!!

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

"It isn't a pearl. Looks like a cyst."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Jello in the diving pool.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

The Shark Cage

It's not a pearl - It's a piercing.

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Sloane Ranger.