Peak Achievement Gifts

"What's next?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Rock Climber

"How was work?"

"I lettered in spelling."

GCSEs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"He's my school project for science class."

Science Fair Judgements

Jumping Man

Presentation: Any questions?

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'He's a real high flyer!'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

First Prize!

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."