Peak Achievement Pillows

"What's next?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Rock Climber

"How was work?"

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"I lettered in spelling."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

GCSEs

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"He's my school project for science class."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Science Fair Judgements

"I need to clone myself."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Jumping Man

Presentation: Any questions?

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'He's a real high flyer!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

First Prize!