Peaceful Parting Supporter Pillows

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Men can show their emotions!

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Please Give

World Cup Fan.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Masochistic Soccer Fan

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

A tortoise

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

Kyle Sinckler

Protesting Asparagus

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

Hippie Army Knife

NFL is jerk to fans

Barmy army