Peaceful Negotiators Gifts

Peace-pipe or non?

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Changing Minds

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Beg for peace!"

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

Iraqi Insurgents.

Iraq and the road ahead...

Middleast Peace

Peace in Gaza?

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

Playing With Peace

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I suggest because I'm the boss and I say so. Or, #2: I launch into an excruciatingly dull, long and detailed presentation explaining my position. You decide."

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Myanmar Peace Talk

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'

Unison plans strikes

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.