Peaceful Negotiators Pillows

Peace-pipe or non?

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Changing Minds

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Beg for peace!"

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

Iraq and the road ahead...

Iraqi Insurgents.

Peace in Gaza?

Middleast Peace

Playing With Peace

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I suggest because I'm the boss and I say so. Or, #2: I launch into an excruciatingly dull, long and detailed presentation explaining my position. You decide."

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Myanmar Peace Talk

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Unison plans strikes

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'