Peaceful Cohabiters Pillows

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

She required plenty of personal space.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Church sign.

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Dog Owner.

Castaway Drummer

"Can I move in with you?"

"Come and get me, coppers!"

"Your hogging the covers again."

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

'Either she goes, or I go.'

"The wolf shall dwell with the lamb, the leopard shall lie down with the goat.' Hey, kinda like us!"

"I'm sick too."

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

War & Peace

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Peace-pipe or non?