Peaceful Cohabiters Prints

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

She required plenty of personal space.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Church sign.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"Your hogging the covers again."

"Can I move in with you?"

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Dog Owner.

Castaway Drummer

"Come and get me, coppers!"

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"The wolf shall dwell with the lamb, the leopard shall lie down with the goat.' Hey, kinda like us!"

'Either she goes, or I go.'

"I'm sick too."

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

War & Peace

Within the System

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

Shacking up Bureau