Cohabitation Prints

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Can I move in with you?"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

Shacking up Bureau

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

Cat and mouse

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

The Messy Sink

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

"Your hogging the covers again."

"I'm sick too."

'Either she goes, or I go.'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

"You finished in there yet?"

'Mr. Knucklepopper, I'm putting Ms. Gumsnapper next door. This way the percussion is all in one section.'