Cohabitation Camaraderie Prints

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

Welcome to the Team

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Cattery and kennels

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"Your hogging the covers again."

"Can I move in with you?"

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Witch Rowing Team

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

Can we have our ball back please?

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."