Peace Symbol Ponderer Gifts

Masked man paints grenade to resemble eggs so that doves will act as bombers.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Max Weber

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Caption Contest TK

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Various Birds of Pray.

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'