Peace Pipe Collector Gifts

'He been like that ever since I gave him patch to give up peace pipe.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Peas on Earth.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Make love not war

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Proceedings of the club

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Hippie on the moon

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Dove with its wings tied

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Pipe Down

Two doves hold heart of peace.

US troops Exit Afghanistan.

"Take this, Saddam! And this! Well, I hope it hurts, man! No mercy!"

Heaven.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'