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Pea Shooter Wake Up.

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

Pea

'Pull...'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

The Hardon Colander.

Ground Game!

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Archery.

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

Skeet Fishing.

The exciting new game of skeet golf.

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

El Emeno Peas

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

Dead ducks

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

Skeet Shooting Academy. congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats ...

'I don't understand it. That's my third tee shot that was headed right for the green and suddenly just died!'

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

Hybrid Sports: Skeet Golf

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

"They're good-luck foods...for winning!!"

Clay pigeon shooting for devils

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

Graduation Day At Skeet Shooting School

Targets.

'Well we never did get a flu shot.'

Why frisbee/skeet relationships never work out.