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Golf ball stuck behind tree, opposite side to green.

"First time pruning?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Board Game Hunter

Golf lessons

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

I rule by fear.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Tree collapse...

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'What a control freak!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"It's called being preemptive."

Sawrd Fighting

Jurassic Country Club.

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'You don't make house calls? But you're a tree surgeon...'

'Well, Ranger Thomas, I'm afraid you've got Dutch Elm disease!'

'You've all the symptoms of Dutch elm disease, so I'm referring you to a tree surgeon!'

Tree growing

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Snooker.

Tree at the barber's.

'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'