Pea Shooting Pillows

Pea Shooter Wake Up.

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

Pea

'Pull...'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

The Hardon Colander.

Ground Game!

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Archery.

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

Skeet Fishing.

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

El Emeno Peas

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

Dead ducks

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

'I don't understand it. That's my third tee shot that was headed right for the green and suddenly just died!'

"They're good-luck foods...for winning!!"

Hybrid Sports: Skeet Golf

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

Clay pigeon shooting for devils

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

Graduation Day At Skeet Shooting School

Targets.

'Well we never did get a flu shot.'

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'