Black-eyed Pea Lover Pillows

"They're good-luck foods...for winning!!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Pea

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

The Taming of the Ewe

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Habanero ..."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

Man juggling apple core.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

Who's taken the third quarter?

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'