Pc Prankster Gifts

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Computer operator welding machine.

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

Youtube ghost videos...

Spam.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'