Pc Enthusiast With A Love For Soccer Gifts

Football Computer.

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Centaur Forward

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Egyptian Football

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Watching the football.

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Men can show their emotions!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football