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'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"