Pay Rise Philosopher T-Shirts

See district directors/refer to supervisors/apply to assistant managers/inquire of clerks/members of bureacracy demand higher wages.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'

'I'm prepared to pay you a living wage. Of course, what kind of a living you get out of it is entirely up to you.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

"With so many applicants for a few jobs, we can lower the pay and drop the benefits!"

'The only thing keeping me from being successful is not having a salary.'

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

GP pay award wheel.

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

'If that's the going salary, then what's the starting salary?'

'Of course I'm overpaid, everyone is overpaid!'

"So you're getting chicken feed...they expect me to work for peanuts."

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'