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Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Is this about your raise?"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

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"The salary is excellent and the benefits are outstanding. So... which would you prefer?"

"The boss is not available. You could ask his computer for a raise, but that's down, too."

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

"He's throwing a temper tantrum. He claims his kids get what they want when they throw them, so it may get him that raise he wants."

'I can't hear you. Fred, did you get the raise?'

"It's just a suggestion, but in the future I'd wait until that black cloud over your head goes away before asking for a raise."

"Anne, you get a promotion. Jim, you get a raise. And Bob, to be politically correct, you get a participation trophy."

See district directors/refer to supervisors/apply to assistant managers/inquire of clerks/members of bureacracy demand higher wages.

Number of Days Without a Rise

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

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