Pay Freeze Navigator Gifts

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Backpacker

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

How to save mankind...

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Snooze Cruise

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Napquest

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Man dreaming about chasing sheep with a cleaver.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Jenson. I look forward to helping you overcome your fear of the dark..."

'I'd like to trade him in under the 'cash for clunkers' program.'

'I'll need a bigger allowance now, Dad, or I'll have to get a job.'

Mum outside the baby's room saying 'shush' - but the baby is wide awake.

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"