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Dog and Human Archaeologists

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Now how did she know?"

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"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

'That's where we at the fine print.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

Jungle of Paragraphs.

"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"

'This one keeps dog time.'

When Lawyers Propose

A monster in a pink bow

Digital imaging.

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

'I'm an attorney. My card -- pay no attention to the fine print.'

'How about a pair of alligator shoes?' - 'No, I never wear second-hand clothes.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

Always read the small print!

"He likes you."

'But I learned a valuable lesson: before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

"He always reads the small print."

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'