Pawprint Enthusiast Pillows

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Now how did she know?"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'That's where we at the fine print.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

Jungle of Paragraphs.

"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"

'This one keeps dog time.'

When Lawyers Propose

A monster in a pink bow

Digital imaging.

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

Always read the small print!

'I'm an attorney. My card -- pay no attention to the fine print.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

'How about a pair of alligator shoes?' - 'No, I never wear second-hand clothes.'

'But I learned a valuable lesson: before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

"He always reads the small print."

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

Attorneys at Law - We specialize in small print