Paw-tastic Friend Pillows

The perfect relationship

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Canine Scentipede

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Your love gives me strength."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Humans are strange."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Chasebook

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Cat park"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Examination.

Dog Day Afternoon

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'