Pawtastic Friends Pillows

'I found this thermometer in the back yard, after I took Sidney home!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Raised by Dogs

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Cat and Dog Fights.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

The perfect relationship

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Puppy Love.

'No problem...'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'So you're a cat person...'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Smirking Cat