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Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Grammarian.

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Let's see those smiles.'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Compliment-A-Mole

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

'Is he good or what?!'

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

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