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Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Grammarian.

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Compliment-A-Mole

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

'Is he good or what?!'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

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