Pavement Punks Pillows

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Cake Free Zone

"I love your work!"

Pavement Artist

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

His Other Shtick

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

Noise Pollution

Don't even dream of parking here.

Lawyer Xing

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Over here, doofus."

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

Central Reservations Available.

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

'We're thinking of laying down crazy paving.'

Your Silhouette In A Jiffy

"Looks a little pricey"

Don't wok.

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'

Zebra crossing with dog.

Misleading Economic Indicators

Pavement Artists/Piss Artist

'Zebra Crossing'