Pavement Navigator Gifts

"Always remember to look both ways before crossing the pavement."

Health and safety man.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Cars.

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Road Construction.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

GPS HIghway to Hell

Spring Damage.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

Exit next left. No, my left.

All Roads Lead To Rome.