Pause Appreciators Pillows

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Pirate eye test

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"I speak Latin, you know."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'So, how was flight school?'

Pole dancers

Free Range Golfers

'What's that funny smell?'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"Abra-Viagra."

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

'I inherited therefore I am'

My horse for a kingdom.

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''