Pause Appreciators Mugs

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Pirate eye test

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"I like to stay on top of things."

'So, how was flight school?'

Free Range Golfers

'What's that funny smell?'

Pole dancers

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Abra-Viagra."

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"He just married me on the rebound."

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I inherited therefore I am'

My horse for a kingdom.

Fresh Lobster

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! Malaprop Man! I hear you told people in England you're royalty. Yeah, at first they didn't realize that I was only Joe King. I was an error to the throne who rained for forty days and forty knights. It's disappointing though that I never got to see a pig riding contest at Bucking Ham palace. And I never met Sherlock Holmes. He's the guy who followed the foot prince!

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'